My name is Origen!

I think I did this one before -- or at least I've done several like it. If I were a Church Father who would I be?

Well, apparently Origen, that 3rd Century liberal and allegorist.

You’re Origen! You do nothing by half-measures. If you’re going to read the Bible, you want to read it in the original languages. If you’re going to teach, you’re going to reach as many souls as possible, through a proliferation of lectures and books. If you’re a guy and you’re going to fight for purity … well, you’d better hide the kitchen shears. Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!